Not that I was one…but that I want to actually learn and have it be my job. Well that or…do something with advertising in hockey or some nonsense. But honestly I’ve wanted to be a tattoo artist since I was 12, and with who I am I think its just best that I have a job in which my chaotic and crazy personality is more widely accepted. And honestly I just wanted to be easier and cheaper for me to get good tattoos…is that to much to ask???
“Strike out everything you’ve done, It gets real”—
1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to something. 17. Had a dog. 18. Had a cat. 19. Been pregnant. 20. Had a pregnancy scare. 21. Had unprotected sex. 22. Camped out. 23. Swam in the ocean. 24. Wore a bikini. 25. Meet someone online in person. 26. Made a survey. 27. Used ICQ. 28. Failed a class for the year. 29. Repeated a grade. 30. Went to summer school. 31. Got the high honor roll. 32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s). 33. Learned to speak another language fluently. 34. Read an entire book. 35. Recorded my own music. 36. Had an xBox. 37. Listened to Rammstein. 38. Wore fishnets. 39. Bought skinny jeans. 40. Been in love. 41. Hated someone. 42. Been cheated on 43. Cheated on someone. 44. Had a significant other. 45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity. 47. Worn makeup. 48. Had a cavity. 49. Had surgery. 50. Had my license. 51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school. 53. Attempted suicide.
54. Worn colored contacts. 55. Painted my nails black. 56. Broken someone’s heart. 57. Had my heart broken.
58. Cried for an hour straight. 59. Lost something very valuable. 60. Had sex in a car. 61. Got separated from my parents as a kid. 62. Broken a bone. 63. Gotten stung by a bee.
64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk. 66. Had to put a pet to sleep. 67. Participated in a swinger’s party. 68. Owned an iPod. 69. Owned an iPhone. 70. Fell for a good friend. 71. Stole a friend’s significant other. 72. Got a computer virus. 73. Went away from home for more than a week. 74. Moved out. 75. Ran away. 76. Teased my brother/sister. 77. Gotten into a fist fight.
78. Been to the hospital. 79. Had food poisoning. 80. Had a job. 81. Been fired 82. Lied to a friend. 83. Lied to a family member. 84. Lied to a significant other. 85. Posted a video on YouTube. 86. Started a rumor about someone. 87. Deliberately failed a test. 88. Dropped out of school. 89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced. 90. Been skinny dipping. 91. Counted to a million. 92. Counted to a thousand. 93. Ate deer meat. 94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food. 96. Been to church. 97. Been to a synagogue.
98. Been married. 99. Had a divorce. 100. Broken a window.
10. Tomas Kaberle , D, Boston Bruins 9. Sami Salo, D, Vancouver Canucks 8. Roman Hamrlik, D, Montreal Canadiens 7. Bryan McCabe, New York Rangers 6. Dwayne Roloson, G, Tampa Bay Lightning 5. Steve Sullivan, Nashville Predators 4. Joe Thornton, San Jose Sharks 3. Saku Koivu, Anaheim Ducks 2. Ryan Smyth, Los Angeles Kings 1. Shane Doan, Phoenix Coyotes